COMPUTER ACRONYMS

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CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in
Months
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry
Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing SCSI: System Can't See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole
System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers CA: Constant Acquisitions
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented
Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and silly Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The
Operating System Hangs AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym
Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You
Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes
Well
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